Welcome to cvamos.com, an evil, evil place littered with dark electronic experiments, wrought from the most twisted ones and zeros ever magnetized, most not suited for the light of day. Chris was, until the accident, an EVIL wizard who only wore the MOST billowy and luxurious of velvet robes.

His lab assistant is a reprogrammed auto dialer…. FROM HELL!! Reared by a nomadic tribe of Roombas © who were infected with Sasser at the factory and summarily discarded at an abandoned construction site in the desert badlands outside of Los Angeles, SAID AUTODIALER SEEKS HIS BLACK REVENGE & EXCLAIMS WITH GREAT PASSION HIS INTENTION TO RULE MANKIND IN THE MOST CRUEL AND HIGHLY REPETITIVE MANNER POSSIBLE!!!!!!! HIS PASSION FOR EFFICIENT COMMUNICATION OF VERY REASONABLE BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS IS SUPERCEDED ONLY BY HIS UNSTOPPABLE URGE TO POSSES A SOUL, MY OWN, AND THIS I FEAR IS WHAT HAS COME TO PASS. WHERE AM I?????? BASTARD!

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

DO YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO YOU, YOU FOOL!???!!! RUN FOR GOD’S SAKE.

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